Friday, July 13, 2012

Trib: Colin McNickle's Essay on Mt. Lebanon Deer

Mt. Lebanon officials held a secret meeting this month with the president of Amalgamated Deer Stampeders, Plant Eaters & Disease Spreaders Local 100.

They warned union boss Stag Cervidae that popular sentiment against the South Hills community's unchecked deer population has turned ugly.

"Lots of people want to shoot you," one official told Mr. Cervidae.

"You wouldn't dare," the 10-point buck boss snorted.

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